Have your cake and eat it too

Yuta's an old pigg-friend of ours since his SLOD days. Back then, he'd be online with Ryoya the fish and entertain us until morning. You can find him playing drums in Tsucat's band now. We caught up with him for a short while recently, and here's what happened...

(Yuta's dialogue in bold)



鈴：why are you not wearing a shirt? ww
優太：egashira
優太：ok?
鈴：egashira?
優太：japanese most popular idol
鈴：i don't know.
優太：江頭２：５０
優太：google ok?

so we googled him.... those that are too lazy to google him yourself, here's a picture of japan's most popular idol



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μ：tsukasa u.u
優太：tsukasa LOVE?
μ：just same b'day
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：destiny ò ó
優太：oh!!!
μ：wwwww
μ：yuta love

優太：anal
優太：!!
鈴：????
鈴：どういうこと？w
優太：Im big ass www
鈴：wwwww
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：welcome to the club!!!!
鈴：we are big ass too
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：yes ★
優太：wellcome to japan
鈴：yes!
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：let us your home!!
鈴：優太くんの部屋に泊まっていい？
優太：Come see me early.
μ：everyday baby
優太：ok!www
鈴：yay!

J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：how are we going to fit on his bed?
μ：we can fit, I'm small
μ：I'm nano size
μ：tsukasa is micro



鈴：yuta do you have a girlfriend?
優太：no girl
μ：ok! you can have 3 girls
鈴：un 4P
優太：oh
優太：come on www
優太：i'll put my dick
優太：hahahawww
鈴：wwwww
鈴：okok
優太：I'm crazy
μ：crazy is good




then shockingly, the Yuta who we managed to hold a perfect conversation with suddenly referred to himself in the singular third person neuter pronoun "it"...
he was using google all this time!

鈴：ok~
μ：okei
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：oka
優太：thank you
鈴：thank you too ^^
μ：un
優太：im happy
鈴：^^

J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：we too!
優太：また話そうね！
鈴：うん！
鈴：またね～



優太：ありがと☆
J.C.I. ∂єßßψ：ﾊﾞｲﾊﾞｲ！ ヾ( ・◇・)ﾉ







aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww♡